932. When your timing isn’t chiming...
933. To cough, or not to cough, that is the question...
934. When the dropping ain’t stopping...
935. When it’s message-roulette time...
936. When you're too cool to drool (not!)...
937. When there's much undo about nothing...
938-939. An Af-front or A-back...
940. When your travel tales unravel...
941. When inattention gets attention...
942-943. When you're oblivious to the obvious...
944. When you're turning and re-turning...
945. When change is afoot...
946. When the spotlights bit too spot on...
947. When the 'ear'ly worm has your bird...
948. When the 'sleep-over' is over...
949. When you're left feeling crinky...
950. When your driving isn't thriving...
951. When you're no Michael Jordan...
952. When there's no vice in your device...
953-954. When you're caught in the 'jet-stream'...
955. Zip-a-dee-doo-daaaaaaargh...
956. When the mumbling has you grumbling...
957. When you're only viewing a viewer...
958. Happy Thanksgiving...
959. When it's a different kind of tweeting...
960. When it's just a matter of seconds...
961. When you're traveling back (or forward) in time...
962. When things get much too fluid...
963-964. When you're feeling all untied...
965. When the plastic's too perplexing...
966. When you're trudging with regrets...
967. When the gesundheits keep coming....
968-969. When the hour-glass is half-full (or half-empty)...
970. When it's not on your watch...
971-972. When you're feeling much too close...
973. When you're not the first to finish...
974. When you're clueless why you're clueless...
975. When you're feeling in'Queue'istive...
976-977. When you're getting a-pop-lectic...
978. When you're getting the cold treatment...
979. When the lines start getting blurry....
980. When you're 'dab'-ling in splats...
981-982. When you're dealing with non-newtonian fluids...
983. When you're neither hair nor there...
984-985. When you're 'fed'-up with follicles...
986. When you'ren ot too 'vision'-ary...
987. When you find the end ain't starting...
988. When things start getting clingy...
989. When you're sizing things up or down...
990. When you're feeling typo-cast...
991. When a squabble has you squibbling...
992-994. When things start getting sticky...
995-996. When meetings aren't scintillating...
997-998. When you aren't having a happy ending...
999-1000. When you're having a fit...
